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    <title> Man Downs 173 Chicken Wings to Win Contest</title>
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    <description> [color=indigo]A 22-year-old from San Jose, Calif., won Wing Bowl on Friday by setting a new record at the annual chicken wing-eating contest. Joey Chestnut ate 173 wings to take the title and top prize, a 2006 Suzuki Grand Vitara. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; As usual, the 14th annual Wing Bowl was replete with thousands of beer-crazed fans, piles of saucy wings, dozens of scantily clad &quot;Wingettes&quot; - many of them strippers - and several sickened contestants. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; This year's version of the contest, sponsored by sports-talk station WIP-AM, included only competitors who had never before competed in Wing Bowl. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; Chestnut qualified for the sold-out event by downing a gallon  [more ...]</description>
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    <title> Superbowl Monday?</title>
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    <description> &lt;span style='color:red'&gt;Sign the petition to make superbowl monday a national holiday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style='text-align:center'&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.superbowlmonday.com/&quot; rel=&quot;external&quot;;&quot;&gt;http://www.superbowlmonday.com/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;                                                                                           </description>
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    <title> Al Lewis, Beloved as 'Grandpa Munster,' Dies at 95</title>
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    <description> &lt;span style='color:darkblue'&gt;Al Lewis, the cigar-chomping patriarch of The Munsters whose work as a basketball scout, restaurateur and political candidate never eclipsed his role as Grandpa from the television sitcom, died after years of failing health. He was 95. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; Lewis, with his wife at his bedside, passed away Friday night, said Bernard White, program director at WBAI-FM, where the actor hosted a weekly radio program. White made the announcement on the air during the Saturday slot where Lewis usually appeared.&lt;/span&gt;                         </description>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2006 04:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>Geeks and Slave Girls.</title>
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    <title>Dozens of manhole covers stolen in Ind.</title>
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    <description>INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Thieves have made off with dozens of hefty manhole covers and sewer grates in the last few days, leaving gaping holes scattered in streets across the city. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; City officials believe the high price of scrap metal is spurring the thefts and have been warning area scrap yards not to buy any manhole covers they might be offered.                                           </description>
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    <title> Man OK After Falling 130 Feet From Copter</title>
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    <description> [color=olive]VIENNA, Austria - A man plummeted 130 feet from a helicopter Monday but escaped injury because deep snow cushioned his fall. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The 42-year-old was suspended from the helicopter by a rope to make repairs when the knot came undone and he slipped free, police in the Upper Austria town of Hallstatt said in a statement. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; Although a fall from that height normally would result in death or serious injury, the deep snow drifts broke the man's fall, officials said. He was taken by rescue helicopter to a nearby hospital for a medical checkup as a precaution but appeared to have no injuries, they  [more ...]</description>
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    <title> Birds Didn't Have Flu, They Were Drunk</title>
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    <description> &lt;span style='color:indigo'&gt;(AP) VIENNA, Austria Experts who conducted tests on 40 songbirds found dead in Vienna say they didn't die of bird flu as initially feared, but slammed into windows after becoming intoxicated from eating fermented berries. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The birds — whose remains were carefully examined to ensure they were not victims of avian influenza — had livers so diseased &quot;they looked like they were chronic alcoholics,&quot; Sonja Wehsely, a spokeswoman for Vienna's veterinary authority, told Austrian television Thursday.&lt;/span&gt;                           </description>
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    <title> One gene makes earwax wet or dry</title>
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    <description> &lt;span style='color:red'&gt;Whether your earwax is wet or dry is determined by a mutation in a single gene, scientists have discovered. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; An international team of researchers studied the genes of people from 33 populations across the world.&lt;/span&gt;                                                                    </description>
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    <title> Augusta man discovers box of James Brown's belongings</title>
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    <description> &lt;span style='color:blue'&gt;(Augusta, Georgia) February 2, 2006 - If you were to clean out some of the closets in your home, imagine what you may find. You could hold the memories of someone famous. That's what happened to an Augusta man when he made a soulful discovery: the personal belongings of James Brown. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; The items will now be shared with the community. &lt;/span&gt;                                          </description>
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    <title>Jesus, you can buy anything on eBay</title>
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    <description> I hope you and your anatomically correct carrot will be happy together. &lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; &lt;div style='text-align:center'&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;hyperlink url&quot; rel=&quot;external&quot;&gt;http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=5661735890&amp;ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:US&lt;br /&gt;:1 &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;                                                                                       </description>
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